Entertaining Quotes


  • The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
  • A good belly laugh should register on the Richter scale. – Gerry Hopman
  • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. – Louis Hector Berlioz
  • It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. – Author unknown
  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Author unknown
  • Sadness, stress and tension come and go. Humor and laughter are forever. – Gerry Hopman
  • The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job. Slappy White
  • You can lead a man to congress, but you can’t make him think. – Milton Berle
  • When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
  • The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. Will Rogers
  • Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers
  • Everything is changing. People are taking comedians seriously and the politicians are a joke. Will Rogers
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx


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