The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on. – Robert Bloch

A good belly laugh should register on the Richter scale. – Gerry Hopman

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. – Louis Hector Berlioz

Humor is like pizza even when it’s bad, it’s still good. – Gerry Hopman

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. – Author unknown

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Author unknown

Sadness, stress and tension come and go. Humor and laughter are forever. – Gerry Hopman

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen

Seven days without humor makes one weak. – Author unknown

I think that men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelery. Rita Rudner

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