Famous Humor Quotes

 

 

     HAVE A HUMOR DOSE, A DOZEN OF THEM

 

humor 1I never said most of the things I said.

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Always go to others’ people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

If you don’t succeed, you run the risk of failure.

All right, everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.

I left England at the age of four when I found out I couldn’t be King.

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally.

To make mistakes is human, to stumble is commonplace, to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity

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